A Joke by Zeubie

Hello, this is Zeubie again. I make a joke for you.

Question: What do you get when you get when you cross an insomniac with a dyslexic and an agnostic?

Answer: Someone who stays up all night worrying about whether there really is a dog!

Bah ha ha, I make a joke.

Sincerely,
Zeubie

Hey - You're Upside Down!

Hello, this is Zeubie again.

A few days ago, my Gummy told me that I am really cute and that I should do puppy boudoir photography (she said that all I had to do was roll around on my back and act cute), so I asked my Gumpa to help me.

When I was posing for Gumpa, I noticed something weird - everything was upside down! I said to him, "Hey Gumpa... why are you upside down? And, why is everything else upside down?"

Gumpa replied, "Zeubie, you're upside down! If you want to change how things look to you, then change your perspective."

I said, "Perspective? What's that?"

Gumpa said, "Just change the way you look at things - why not get off your back and onto your feet."

Wowee! When I got onto my feet, everything changed! Everything looked different. My world wasn't upside down anymore. All from a change in perspective.

So if your world looks upside down, change your perspective. You'll be surprised how different things look afterwards...

Food Review: Canine Cuisine

Hello, this is Zeubie again. As the resident gourmand, I am going to review all of the foods I eated.

Whenever I go out to pee or poop, I bark at other dogs and they bark at me. They ask me what I usually eat. So my first food review will be on Canine Cuisine.

Canine Cuisine is food for dogs but people can eat it too. You can ask my Uncle Maffew, he will tell you it is yummy. It is made from products that humans can eat, that is why they call it human grade. They are basically little (or big) meat loaves with other stuff that is for dogs.

It comes frozen and you can get 8 small loaves or a big loaf in a package. One small loaf is enough for me to eated in one day (I am 13.6 lbs - I am considering going on a see food diet - to eat all the food I see - ha ha ha). I have to get someone to cutted the big loafs into quarters as it is too much food for me, but I sometimes try to scarf all of it. Gummy says I can't cutted the big loaves myself because I do not have opposing thumbs (what the hell is that?).

Oh yeah, you need to thaw the food first before you eated it. Or your tongue will stick to the food.

This is a picture of me and my gummy doing some research on this food. You can check out the Canine Cuisine website for more information.

Scarfability of this food

As you can see by this picture, this food is easily scarfable. It is moist and we put it into the microwave oven for 15 seconds to release the aromas of the fine herbs in it. Mmmmmmmmmmm..........

Taste of this food

As you can see by the empty bowl in this picture, it tastes really yummy. I like lamb the best followed by chicken. Beef is OK.

Cost of this food

This food is quite expensive. It is $11.99 (Canadian Pesos) for a package of 8 small lamb loaves that will last me 8 days. But I eated it all so there is no wasted food. And it makes me really regular but sometimes it gives me gas. Gummy and Gumpa don't like it when I have gas and I break wind in their bedroom.

Overall Rating

4.5 BONES out of 5.0



I really like this food and recommend it to my friends. Can't you tell by this next picture it makes me a really happy dog?

Happy scarfing.

Movie Review: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

I am happy to announce that I will be doing movie reviews. But I will only review the bestest movies as I am a busy dog.

This review is about, Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit. It was released in 2006 and was a smash hit (I hope no one got hurt when it smashed). My Gummy and Gumpa went out last night, so I decided to watch it again and provide a review.

In this movie, Wallace and Gromit are responsible for pest control. Everyone in their village is happy with them as they always save their vegetables from the rabbits. Rabbits like vegetables but I suspect they don't like to eated lamb cookies.

Wallace is an inventor and he invented a machine to do mind manipulation (kinda like the news media). He tried that machine on himself and a rabbit named Hutch, but something went wrong.

A big bad Were-Rabbit starts to eated all of the villagers' vegetables - and Wallace and Gromit cannot stop it.

The is one of the bestest movies I have ever watched. Wallace is Wallace and Gromit's performance is brilliant. He should have won the Oscar for the best dog in a movie. I was disappointed he didn't. There is a woman named "Totty" who looks like she is high maintenance and her so called "boyfriend" (I can't remember his name as he was a dufus) is a goof with a rug on his head. I didn't like them. What happened to Sean the sheep? I liked him.

Anyway, I was in suspense the whole time I watched the movie and almost peed on the sofa because it was so scary at times. Whoever wrote the story is a genie-oid.

Overall Rating - 5 BONES out of 5.

Hello - This is Zeubie!!

Hello everyone. My name is Zeus but you can call me Zeubie. I just learned HTML and now I have my own blog. I also have a website too. You can click here to see it.

It is tough being smart and cute. Thinking so much makes me hungry. I like pee-nut budder and lamb cookies. My gumpa gives them to me all of the time. And I eated them.

I will keep writing more as I learn more HTML. Come back and visit my blog. I have lots to say.

WOOF!