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Chief Executive Dog

roëlphotography appoints Zeus to be Chief Executive Dog

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Stratford, Ontario – February 13, 2008. roëlphotography announced today that it has reached an agreement with Zeus to become their Chief Executive Dog (CED) effective immediately.

Zeus (also known as, "Dr. Zeus") holds a special certificate in Back Office Networking Expertise (BONE) and is especially well qualified with regard to Single Lens Elements & Emissions Products (SLEEP). He will spend most of his time at roëlphotography's head (and only) office in Stratford and has found the ideal blanket strategy for sleeping supervising staff.

When Dr. Zeus was asked about his appointment and also about his thoughts on the imaging industry as it pertains to roëlphotography, his comment was, "Woof."

For further information, please contact:

Dr. Zeus, CED

Tel: +1.888.301.0829

Email: zeus@roelphoto.com

The powers at be do not accept responsibility for the accuracy or the humour of this news release.